hmm, i was going to attack sport and PE today, but that seems a bit cruel since
they gave me a free shirt today with 'Mr Dodgeball' on the back. a nice gift, although it
was probably to stop me from attacking them.
so what to attack? yesterday i went to a newsagent and saw the headline 'JADE'S FUNERAL APRIL 4'.
why the hell do i care!? i never liked the woman when she was alive, nobody did, in fact she only appeared in
the newspaper when she got cancer, so in all actuallity, the tumour was more popular than Jade!
but she must have been in the news because nothing else is going on, there hasn't been an election in one of the most powerful nations in the
world, there's no global economic crisis, and the ice caps are fine.
quite frankly, i think it's a joke that i had to have her story in any newspaper i wanted to buy!
and now she's dead, i'm given the time, date and address of her funeral, as if i care!
the only reason i'd need those details is to make sure i'm definately not there!
i now hope that once this funeral is done we can go back to proper news, until the next universally hated 'celeb' contracts an illness.
any illness, a cold will do.
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