Computers

i hate computers.
i know; if they didn't exist i wouldn't be able to talk to you like this every day.
which, quite frankly is a reason for you to hate them.

the reason i don't like them is because they have taken over everything, there is not a single thing in
this entire world which doesn't rely heavily on them, why?
for thousands of years the human race has managed without them, in fact we did much better without them,
less B-U-F-F-E-R-I-N-G and far fewer non-responsive programs.
seriously, the amount of non-responsive programs i get is unbelievable, i don't think there are problems with my computer, i think it's just rude.
another reason for hating computers is the constant lies they pepper you with:

-firstly, on the interweb when you ask (quite nicely) to go somewhere, for example blogsandthelike>blogspot.com, it'll say done in the bottom left corner, but you won't actually be at that address, you are LYING!
i must admit though, since i've stopped putting 'please' at te end of every web address i've been a lot more successful.

- secondly, upgrades. every time i open an internet based document or download, i am told that there is a free download, to date i have not an upgrade which is better than the original program i have had, it is in fact a 'grade'.

i'm no idiot, i can clearly see that the computers plan to take over and are monitoring our every move (they're not, i promise- Microsoft), but quite frankly, if they struggle so much to open a Word document, i'm not too worried.